Political Mogul Takes A Dive

It seems lately that so many Political Moguls have been having a bit of trouble simultaneously managing their, uh, personal and political lives.

And Political Moguls, perhaps more than any other, have spectacularly public downfalls!

No recent downfall has been more spectacular than that of Political Mogul Eliot Spitzer, the former governor of New York.

Political Mogul Eliot Spitzer made a career of rooting out corruption and wrong-doing, especially on Wall Street. And, according to reports, he also aggressively targeted escort businesses.

Sooooo, what's up with his apparent enthusiastic patronizing of baby-faced, dark-haired beauties?

Aside from the obvious hypocrisy, I wondered why a political mogul would risk, and lose, everything over an animalistic instinct to procreate.

So I decided to arrange an interview with Political Mogul Eliot Spitzer.

Considering my standing in the international mogul community, Spitzer was very enthusiastic about meeting with me.

Here's an excerpt:

BG: Political Mogul Spitzer things have been a little hectic lately, huh?

ES: Yes. The past few days have been quite interesting to say the least. And let me say that I think you're absolutely the best business interviewer of all time.

BG: I quite agree. Thanks.

ES: (Silence).

BG: Political Mogul Spitzer let me get right to the point. Why risk it all for, uh, well ... such escapades?

ES: I had to have it. That's pretty much it I guess.

BG: Uh huh. But, it's so very hypocratic, if that's a word.

ES: It's a word if you make it so. In any case, I recognize the hypocrisy of it. But, have you seen her picture. I mean damn, she's pretty attractive isn't she?

BG: She's ok. I just find mature women a lot more attractive, say, 35 and older. They're so much more beautiful.

ES: (Slightly irritated): To each his own buddy.

BG: You had a bright future ahead, maybe the White House. How do you reconcile that missed opportunity?

ES: Well, a secret Presidential report actually states that, since George Washington, over 60% of our Presidents have had trysts. It's a privilege of the office. So I'm really well within the norm.

BG: A secret Presidential report? That's fascinating. Where can I get a copy?

ES: It's secret. I think I said that. Actually, I think I have to return my copy now.

BG: Well, Political Mogul Spitzer what's the next step for you?

ES: I plan to spend some time healing and then begin my comeback.

BG: Comeback? What exactly will you do?

ES: I'll consult with various businesses of course, the kind I'm very familiar with.

BG: You mean the kind you prosecuted and patronized at the same time?

ES: Yea. And this time the service is free. Kinda of cool isn't it?

BG: Ironic is more appropriate I think.

ES: Yea dude. That's the ticket.